Sharkie’s 'Ripping Good' Tonic Juice
The Proven Antidote to Canadian Democracy
Certified Ingredients
Intelligence
Integrity
Compassion
Wisdom
Humility
Courage
Determination
Real Ale
(Added bonus: an informative pamphlet on how to balance a cheque book.)
(Added bonus: an informative pamphlet on how to balance a cheque book.)
Sharkie’s Tonic Juice is an effective remedy for
the malignant disease commonly called Canadian Democracy, also known as
malignantCD
malignantCD is responsible, through its tacit, implicit and
overt support of predatory corporations, for acts of genocide
and environmental destruction throughout the world and within our own borders.
malignantCD makes heroes out of men and women who ignore the downstream consequences of their activities. Let's not kid around they kill kids, destroy societies and cultures, pervert nation states and you know they ante up a few bucks and have a building wing named after them. Reminds you of the old Catholic perversion, indulgences.
malignantCD makes heroes out of men and women who ignore the downstream consequences of their activities. Let's not kid around they kill kids, destroy societies and cultures, pervert nation states and you know they ante up a few bucks and have a building wing named after them. Reminds you of the old Catholic perversion, indulgences.
malignantCD promotes the practice of waste, greed and
indifference.
malignantCD promotes a lifestyle that is selfish and unsustainable.
malignantCD promotes a lifestyle that is selfish and unsustainable.
malignantCD, through various means, is embarked on the
destruction of the Canadian and World environment, the destruction of the Canadian
middle class, the destruction of Canadian universal health care and the
destruction of the Canadian social net.
malignantCD eventually will kill everything.
malignantCD eventually will kill everything.
In case you’re thinking that nothing can be this stupid.
Sorry.
malignantCanadianDemocracy is re-writing the book on stupid.
malignantCanadianDemocracy is re-writing the book on stupid.
Sharkie's Tonic Juice comes in both liquid and capsule form.
All serious kidding aside folks, take a break and please buy a selection of my wildly entertaining short stories. If you're not sure about the short story form, you know, as in well, they're too short, check out the line up, sample a few, buy, they will change your mind.
All serious kidding aside folks, take a break and please buy a selection of my wildly entertaining short stories. If you're not sure about the short story form, you know, as in well, they're too short, check out the line up, sample a few, buy, they will change your mind.
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