Coming Soon: TVFP, responding to security concerns
surrounding the kidnapping of Championship Typist and intrepid adventurer, the
ever fragrant Mary Dowser, will be testing a the state of the art anti
terrorist application for specialty Blogs.
(There is no new confirmed news regarding the whereabouts of
the blossomy odoriferous Ms. Dowser. However there is a rumour that her kidnappers were not
wearing clown masks but were actually employees of a Russian oil magnate. Stay
tuned.)
Invisi- Font is the trademark name of a new
font for sensitive data developed by technicians at the Parkdale Liberation
Front’s Advanced Research Facility located at the back of the Rhino on Queen
St. West.
According Commander Annie of the PLF, the genesis of the
font was an observation of the response of the TTC to real concerns that
terrorists might use the common garbage receptacles in the subways to create
terror, death and immense suffering. The TTC, to combat the possibility of terror,
death and immense suffering declined to remove the garbage receptacles. Instead
they switched to see-thru garbage bags. Of course, it’s rush hour. You happen
to glance at the waste receptacle and notice that next to the empty Tim
Horton’s frosted latte cup there’s a package marked BOMB. You call it in and a
catastrophe is averted.
As well in the invisible / transparency department, The
Prime Minister and his army of trolls has embarked on a massive prison building
project at a time when the crime rate is falling. Why is the crime rate falling? Social
spending. How do they plan to fill those prisons? Cut social spending. That is
the transparency or if you like the invisible window through which the
innovators over at the Parkdale Liberation Front look upon things.
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