1. Mondo
Cats: lovingly shot pics of adorable
cats, domestic and feral, eating their offspring and killing endangered
songbirds.
2. Extreme
Epicure: beautifully rendered shots of master chefs preparing delectable dishes
of dog, cat and monkey meat.
3. Banker’s
Delight: this travel app follows disposed families as they pack up their
belongings in the Ford Escort and head down the road to East of Eden. Complete
with interactive maps and historical anecdotes.
4. For the
worldly aficionado we have German Schiesse Porn, the certified organic version.
Now available in HD.
5. High on
America: high definition videos of born again Christian children of both sexes
shooting Mediterranean fish in a barrel with twelve gauge shotguns. It’s cute.
They wear bibs. No level of difficulty. This one is for the tots in the family.
6. India for Men: a gaming app that allows you to rape young girls,
kill them and then throw them down a well. Eleven levels of difficulty.
7. The
Village of Small Huts: another gaming app that let’s you bet on which Native
child will blow up first from sniffing gasoline. You hold the barbecue lighter.
Awesome graphics. Four stars.
8. African
Safari Plus: this app lets you manoeuvre a bulldozer. This time sensitive app
challenges the user to fill up the mass graves of victims of genocide,
internecine wars, starvation and capitalism before the United Nations security
force arrives to secure the perimeter and dole out humanitarian aid. Great fun
for the whole family.
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